Whether you want to be a hoodlum or simply want to stay toasty warm, then at least do it in style with this iconic piece of American fashion: the hooded sweatshirt.
Nothing says "I am totally chill," quiet like a comfortable hoodie, and only the Damn hoodie prominently features our beloved dog-face logo displayed front and center. The heathered charcoal gray color is classy enough to pull off date-night duty, yet is also entirely at home snuggled under a blanket on the couch. The brushed interior is stupid soft and may result in you never washing it...but don't be that guy. Wash your damn hoodie and avoid social exile.
-Charcoal Heather color
-Drawstring hood closure which you will likely never use
-kangaroo pouch pocket include because otherwise this can't legally be called a hoodie
-Dog-Face Logo front and center and sure you get attention
-May lead to social exile if you don't wash this damn thing after extended use